fun

May 10, 2002 fun

C# vs. Java

C# vs. Java

Chandu Thota
Fri 5/10/2002 10:31 AM

February 8, 2002 fun

I Like Clocks

Ron Neely sends his favorites:

February 2, 2002 fun

A Little Slice of Time

A Little Slice of Time

Chris Sells
Feb 2, 2002 8:02pm

January 15, 2002 fun

Welcome to Wahoo!

Welcome to Wahoo!

This page is dedicated to the game of Wahoo! – a .NET application meant to be invoked from a .NET client across the internet.

If you’d like the ClickOnce version (for .NET 2.0), click here and (after clicking a few more times), an application that looks like the picture on the right will appear.

To invoke the No-Touch Version version (for .NET 1.x), click here and wait a little while. In a few seconds, an application that looks like the picture on the right will appear. You should note that No-Touch Deployed applications deployed across the Internet are disabled by default when .NET 2.0 is installed on the client machine.

If you find that Wahoo! doesn’t have permission to run on your .NET 1.x computer, you can grant Wahoo! Internet permissions using this MSI setup file (Keith Brown helped me fix my SP1 permissions problem!). Even the new permissions are pretty strict, e.g. they do not even allow writing to the file system. If you’d like to increase the permissions allows for Wahoo! so that it can cache high scores to the file system, you can do so via the Trust Assembly Wizard available in Start->Settings->Control Panel->Administration Tools->Microsoft .NET Framework Wizards.

Keith Brown has asked me to remind all of you that even though Wahoo! is managed and executes in the .NET security sandbox, the code in the MSI to grant permissions for the .NET 1.0x version is running with FullTrust permissions, meaning that it could do bad things, where bad things” is defined as: trash the registry, delete files, send email from your account, spread viruses, reformat disks, change arbitrary spreadsheet values or formulae, remove single columns from database tables, invert the buttons on your mouse, reset your MineSweeper high scores, send lists of installed software to Microsoft, and generally misbehave (thanks Tim Ewald for the exhaustive list : ). Of course, this applies to any MSI file, setup program or any other code that you download onto your machine and run outside of the .NET or Win32 security sandboxes. Keith would like everyone to promise to stop installing new code of any kind on their machines and let software migrate there instead, either via No-Touch Deployment/mobile code-style install-on-demand or via administrator-approved means. Keith believes that installing code on your machine can only cause trouble and I agree — unless there is code on your machine, nothing bad can happen. Nothing good can happen, either, but Hey, let’s be careful out there!”

The full source code to the .NET 2.0 version is available here. The full source code to the .NET 1.x version (including the MSI file) is available here. The original HTML version is available, as well.

Wahoo! was awarded the Windows Forms Coding Heroes Award on 2/12/02 by the Windows Forms team on GotDotNet. I’d like to thank the academy… : )

If you like this game, you might also like Snake, by Tomas Gudmundsson. I know I do.

January 15, 2002 fun

The Game of Wahoo!

If you like Tetris and you’ve got .NET installed, check out Wahoo.

December 31, 2001 fun

My Family Heritage

My Family Heritage

Grandma says that all US Sells are related from the original Sells that came across on the boat after the May Flower.

My father pointed out that my boys are not, in fact, the original Sells Brothers (and that we must be related, as the originals have his haircut).

December 29, 2001 fun

Elvish in the New Age

TimT said:

od oy dp,ryjomh ;olr yjodz
[d. dpttu. gomhrtd pm yjr etpmh lrud
//yo,

SerdarK said:

Is that Elfish?

ShawnV said:

I think it *is* elvish… let me put my laptop in the fire. Ah yes, I can read it clearly now:

One Desktop to rule them all, One Desktop to find them
One Desktop to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
in the land of Redmond, where the shadows lie

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December 19, 2001 fun

1970s “wocka-wocka” porno guitar

Sung to Shaft” by Isaac Hayes <http://www.shaft-themovie.com/soundtrack/track01.mp3>

Who’s the man with tongue-in-cheek
that’s a code machine to all the geeks?

(Box!)

You’re damn right.
Who is the man
that would replace COM for its brother runtime?

(Box!)

Can ya dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
when there’s IDispatch all about

(Box!)

Right on
You see this cat Box is a bad mother–

(Shut your mouth)

But I’m talkin’ about Box

(Then we can dig it)

He’s a complicated man
but no one understands him but his pointers

(Don Box)

John Bristowe
Wed 12/19/2001 2:02 PM
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