Viking Me

Solitaire Redux

The Downside Of Working At Home
Working Hard: WhirlyBall
Helping to set up fireworks for the 4th of July?
Flinging My 60-year-old Mother High Into The Air
I love Microsoft’s terrible automated voice attendant
There once was a man from Duluth
The Poker Brat
DVDFab + My Own DVDs = Couch Convenience
I woke up today and decided to win the lottery
Poetry Proclivities
Fingerling Potato Baby Jesus
Here Comes Another Bubble sttto some Billy Joel song…
Win a Trip to NYC + WPF Dream Machine with Your WPF Application Stylings!
StayAtHomeServer.com!
Amazon Kindle Real-Life Review
Free copies of “Programming WPF” for YOU!
Yahtzee Croshaw — You’re My Hero!
I’m an “Uber Cool High Nerd”
What’s your programmer personality type?
A really bad optimization
Microsoft Surface
Shooting the Sh*t with Scott (part 1 of 2)
Name Sara Williams’s Baby Girl
Slide your vote in for ScottH’s Podcast
Stange But Real Facts
On good days, I’m Iron Man…

Special Holiday Episode IV: DBox and ChrisAn
Somebody Diggs Me…

Rory, Distilled
Pies & Marketing Guys

Project Life Cycle

Imitation, Flattery, Nudity

The Positronic Man

I don’t know what this has to do with Vista…
Teaching Kids To Do Cool Computer Stuff?
Null Pointers Don’t Have To Be Dull Pointers

USB MP3 Player + SD Card = Gadget-o-licious
Develop Games For Your Xbox 360
Wikipedia has an open enrollment day…
Fun Presentation
I listen to one podcast: HanselMinutes
Vista Song Parody from Ted + Carl!
I’m on MySpace now
Superman Returns: Boring
Oh La La — Qtek 8500!
Free Portland Code Camp, 7/22-23
My Qtek 8500 should be in my hands tomorrow!
I wish I had time for this
Code Monkey: The Song
There’s a Windows “Brat Pack?!?”
Ninja’s Need Love
Zombie MMORPG
I’m *loving* the new live.com images search
Fabulous Half-Life 2 Comic
IT Crowd: Yesterday’s Jam
Looking for an Xbox 360
My Son’s First Computer Program
The “Famous” Book Fight
A Quote With Which To Kick Off The Year
George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words
Wasting the Prince of Darkness
Dilbert on Trial Redundancy
Best Exam Answer Ever

Best Exam Answer Ever

Wahoo2!
I’m all ready for 9th grade
Samwise Gamgee was the ultimate Program Manager
@ MS, We Share Your Pain
I’m the “with” @ the Redmond P&P Summit
Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists
Retaking the holy land
Quote of the day
His Outsourced Life
It’s a Windows Life
Shepherd Book Wasn’t Always A Shepherd
Looking forward to “Serenity”
Light Sabers You Can Actually Battle With?
Double Wow
MS Interns Out of Sync (Video)
Avalon + Indigo = Magic @ the PDC
PND For You And Me
Fight Club Rules 9-16
I Love Arguing with Ian
Have Sex With Prostitutes at the PDC
I don’t know who has time for this stuff @ work…
Old Man’s War
Taking a break from writing on Saturday to see FF
The scientists never survive this kind of thing…
On the road to the PDC via Twin Peaks
The logicial conclusion of spam
Me and the Star Wars Gang

Q: What is “funding the clubbing of baby seals?”
IanG Interview on ServerSide.NET
Darth Vader vs. Yoda?
Studs from Microsoft
I am a Gauntlet Adventurer
XBox 360 Game Videos
Cat Swimmer
Episode III: ROTS doesn’t suck and other opinions
Only Annual Time Traveler’s Convention
Anyone Want To Join Us For Hitchhiker on Friday?
Rory + Scott’s TechEd Video #4
Worth giving up the Omega Speedmaster for…
Hitchhiker’s Guide Is Likely to Suck
Making XML More Aerodynamic
Visual Studio 2005 Linux Edition
Viva la IDL!
Another Laugh Out Loud TechEd Video
Betsy’s Got Them GotDotNet Blues
Who knew the Brits were so randy?
Laugh Out Loud Funny: TechEd Video #2
Lego Star Wars Video Game: Hilarious Fun

Super Friends + Office Space == Hilarity
Tom’s a Big Thinktecture Fan

Tom’s a Big Thinktecture Fan

Project Manager Leavers Suicide PPT Presentation
Trying To Be As Cool As Star Trek

Trying To Be As Cool As Star Trek

Chris Sells Is Merely an Alter-Ego

Chris Sells Is Merely an Alter-Ego

SolFX: Much Improved Performance
Schools Ban Camera Phones Amid ‘Happy Slapping’ Craze
Jason Olson’s Microsoft Interview Advice
Welcome to SolFx
A Limerick in Rory’s Honor
Pleasantly Undetectable Advertising
There Are No Words…
There Are No Words…

The Downside of Smart Children
Vermin King With Mutant Arm
Brian Kernighan on Debugging
The GLAT: I couldn’t resist
Clean Sweep @ Casa de Sells
Your distinct personality: The Black Knight
Go See Shaun Of The Dead
Chris and Melissa Go To Burning Man

Chris and Melissa Go To Burning Man

The One With The Man That Burns
Enjoyed Listening to Charles Petzold on .NET Rocks
Here’s A Side Of The Olympic I Hadn’t Heard Before
“You will have gold pieces by the bushel.”
Some of the MS Interview Process Filmed
Wife Objects To Midget Above The Fridge
Wife Objects To Midget Above The Fridge
Hog Pile on Rory
I’m With David: Doom 3 Ain’t All That
It’s Best To Ignore Rory on IM

OSCON Geeks @ the Portand Nerd Dinner Tonight
Crappy Carl’s Crappy Contest
Bringing “the letter” to Wednesday’s PND
What Kinds of Cars Do Microsofties Drive?
Microsoft runs out of things to buy
DM Karma
Microsoft Interview Questions for Testers
Channel9 Tours MSR H/W and Social S/W Labs
Matt Pietrek, My Hero, Starts A Blog
“If I Could Thunk Once A Day, I’d Be Happy”
Feature Leaked From VS05 Beta 1
A Man, A Plan, A Canal, A Librarian!
The Right Level Of Community Involvement
Swag for the June 29 Portland Nerd Dinner
Whoa. I’m A Banner Ad.
“he isn’t null terminated!” Bwa ha ha ha!
Geek Milkshake
Geek Milkshake
I Knew I Had “Circus Freak” In My Blood!
This Is The Problem With Fame In The IT Industry
Finally, A Use For Orkut!
Apparently .NET Is About Developer Love
Can The Movie Be As Good As This Trailer?
6x The MSDN Fun at Tonight’s Portland Nerd Dinner
Google’s #1 Sells
Lies, Hypocrisy and the ‘Friends’ Theme Song
Sells Brothers T-Shirts confer special powers
“Just think Chris Sells on my TV set!”
Rory Sells His Ex’s Wedding Dress
I Shall Wear My Grammar Godhood With Humility
Chris’s Friends on the Web

Today I Met A Lady Named “Friend”
I Agree: This *Is* Brilliant
Introducing Chris “Flash” Sells

A Redundant Chris Sells
50% Evil is Still 50% Good
Oh Lord, I’ve Been ASSified…
The Cow Puncher Punchline
Black Cube for “Chris Sells (Likeness)”
Guerrilla Usability Group Strikes!
A clickable button
The Original ”.NET Redneck”

Fly Daddy Al
Top 10 XML Specifications Rejected by the W3C
“Software Legend” Silliness

The SellsBrothers Little League Team

Grandpa’s Scalloped Corn
What is Meant by “Marketing”?
What OS is Chris?

Shtoo
Doonesbury on Blogs
Top 10 Reasons You Know Youve Been Hacking Too Many Web Services…
“Spend A Day With .NET” Winning Entries

“Spend A Day With .NET” Winning Entries

“Spend A Day With .NET” Coding Contest (with prizes and everything!)
My Chris Sells Is A Centerfold!
The Last Advertising Frontier

Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Computer Boy
Waka Waka Poem
C# vs. Java

I Like Clocks
A Little Slice of Time

Welcome to Wahoo!

The Game of Wahoo!
My Family Heritage

Elvish in the New Age
1970s “wocka-wocka” porno guitar
I am not making this up…
.NET edition of Truckin’ (Grateful Dead)
The F-Key Diet
Bill’s Money
Centerfold
Don Gives a SOAP Talk

This Picture Needs a Caption

Conference.NET Song Lyrics
Mr. June, 2000

Some MORE signs that you may be taking COM too seriously…
Can I still be evil?

Limerick
The .NET
Why I Will Never Offer Don Box A Ride Again…
College Fun
College Fun
a poem
These Days its only COM COM COM (Am I Crying)
DM in the Wall Street Journal

Signs that you may be taking COM too seriously…
ATL Borg

In defense of the VB Programmer
Abort, Retry, Ignore
Still_Life_with_Aggregate

Computer synthesized song to liven up your day…
Real Programmers…

Signs that you have hired the wrong COM developer…
