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July 24, 2004 fun

What Kinds of Cars Do Microsofties Drive?

Brad Smith writes:

I just found your site. I love it!!! It is now a regular read for me.

I read The Human Side of Microsoft post on your site and had an idea… What about getting a bunch of people to list what car they drive (or what they used for transport if it is not a car). Aussies tend to be a bit car crazy and you can tell a lot about a person by how they get around!! :-)

Just an idea…. Take it easy mate.

Brad Smith
Canberra, Australia”

Brad, I drive a 1998 Volkswagen Cabrio covertible. It’s kinda funny looking and it’s a semi-girly color (white), but I fit in it with the top up (I have a long torso, so that’s a problem in most convertibles), it’s got a good service record, it gets good gas mileage and the Sells brothers still fit in the back (although not for much longer).

Can the other 55,999 Microsoft employees post what kind of car they drive from Brad? Thanks.

July 22, 2004 fun

Microsoft runs out of things to buy

Microsoft stunned investors yesterday with the announcement that they were distributing 75 billion in cash because they had run out of things to buy. According to Microsoft CFO John Connors With the acquisition of Lookout, we’ve crossed every single item off our shopping list. Frankly, there’s just nothing left to buy.”

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July 22, 2004 fun

DM Karma

Ah, the bittersweet memories:

Maybe you have heard some of the stories about the [DevelopMentor] Brains? Brian Randell delivered a VSLive conference talk in a bath robe. Don Box delivered a conference talk in Amsterdam naked from the waist down. Chris Sells, not to be outdone, agreed to pose completely nude for an advertisement in a technical magazine whose readership is 95% male.”

It wasn’t an ad, actually. It was an official photo shoot for an article. Most of the pictures were normal, but they had to pick the naked one (although they did airbrush out the nipples and go another way for the cover : ).

Barry Kouda, Barracuda.NETs most recent hire, lists some of the other DevelopMentor alumni in a loving where are they now” kind of way.

July 20, 2004 fun

Microsoft Interview Questions for Testers

A friend of mine sent along a whole set of questions he was asked for an SDE/T (Software Design Engineer in Test) position at Microsoft. I love the one where you implement MAKE.
July 19, 2004 fun

Channel9 Tours MSR H/W and Social S/W Labs

I got a sneak preview of this last week and absolutely loved the Channel9 tour of the Microsoft Research hardware and social software labs. The bit with the inventor of the laser printer, who works for MS now, is especially fun. Enjoy.
July 9, 2004 fun

Matt Pietrek, My Hero, Starts A Blog

When I was but a wee Windows lad, my heroes were Charles Petzold and Matt Pietrek. I learned Windows 3.1 programming from Petzold (along with everyone else) and learned to love what was going on underneath from Matt. Plus, not only did Matt write Windows Internals (the title and style of which would inspire my own Internals book), but he also wrote a monthly column for the Microsoft Systems Journal, which I would lovingly read cover-to-cover every month.

So, when I went to speak at my first conference and Matt wanted to talk to me about something, I was on cloud 9 (not to be confused with Channel9). I wondered what obscure technology that I’d most recently written about on the DCOM mailing list that had caught Matt’s eye. What deep COM or ATL issue did he want to take up with me? I had arrived!

The topic of Matt’s conversation? The x86 Prayer that he had posted on his site had moved and he wanted to know why all of the 404s were originating from my site (I was linking to it on my Fun page). I had not arrived… : )

We’ve become closer since then and now Matt’s got a blog. Wahoo!

June 30, 2004 fun

“If I Could Thunk Once A Day, I’d Be Happy”

Carl Franklin posts a fun segment from Michael Feldman's Whad'ya Know? radio program where 32-bit to 16-bit thunking is discussed.
June 27, 2004 fun

Feature Leaked From VS05 Beta 1

Apparently someone has an early copy of Visual Studio 2005 and has stumbled onto the big feature we've been saving for an important keynote.