Scott’s .NET Zen

I find these strangely compelling, especially this one:

Languages Zen Koan:
“One day Fred was working with .NET. He overheard a programmer say to his superior, “Give me the best programming language you have.” “Every language in .NET is the best,” replied the butcher. “You can not find any language in .NET that is not the best.” At these words, Fred was enlightened.”