July 30, 2002 fun

My Chris Sells Is A Centerfold!

sttto Centerfold by J. Geils Band (http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/jgeilsband.htm)

Yes, he walks, yes, he talks!
He’ll be your Code Complete!
That ATL instructor
Sure could put em in the seats.

He could teach like no one else
No one could ever stain
The memory of that DM guy
Could never cause me pain

Years go by, I’m lookin’ through a codin’ magazine
And there’s my DM buddy on the pages in between!

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Instructor is the centerfold,
Chris Sells is the centerfold

Shipped me code bout ActiveX,
While I was thinkin’ about GenX
IUnknown, IDispatch,
He could teach em all

I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever he flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
Whenever Chris passed by

That book and cool code samples
Too magical to touch
To see him in that photograph,
Is really just too much!


It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
This memory will TOO be gone

Take your car, yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And leave you there, in private!

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yea, guess I gotta try it!


Copyright (c) 2002 Anonymous. :-)

Ted Neward [tneward@JAVAGEEKS.COM]
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Tue 7/30/2002 2:06 AM