June 28, 2005

Portland Code Camp, July 23-24, Reed College

I’m going to be spending my July 23-24 weekend at Reed College attending (and hopefully participating in) the Portland Code Camp. The manifesto speaks to me:

“Code Camps are (1) by and for the developer community; (2) always free; (3) community developed material; (4) no fluff — only code; (5) community ownership; and (6) never occur during working hours.”

Code Camp is looking for speakers and attendees. Come one, come all!

June 27, 2005 fun

The scientists never survive this kind of thing…

I can’t believe nobody* blogged about this today! Isn’t this the beginning of most sci-fi horror movies?!? By the end of the movie, all of the scientists die and only one good-looking male/female pair are left, having barely averted the Apocalypse (no one every expects the Apocalypse…). Since I identify with the scientists and barely know anyone good looking enough to survive, I’m not so sure reincarnating dogs into zombies is such a good idea…

*by “nobody” I mean “nobody” I read, of course — I sure it was all the news amongst the “dear diary” set : )

June 27, 2005 tools

New Monad Build Available

You have to stand on one foot, wait for 48 hours and wave a dead chicken over your monitor, but assuming you have the foot and the dead chicken, it don't cost nothin' to download the latest beta of Monad. Enjoy.
June 23, 2005 spout

My Worst Job

Following Rory’s example, my worst job was where I spent two weeks with a friend working for his dad where the best of our two duties was to mow the doll factory’s lawn (we used to fight over who’s turn it was). The worst of the two duties was to sort leather remnants from the manufacture of furniture and car upholstery by color and texture into giant boxes, from which the underpaid immigrant women would construct dolls.

Talk about mind numbing… It drove home just how important it was to have a college degree.

I quit after two weeks because the amount of money I got for labor of that kind was nowhere near the degree of pain and suffering I endured, especially when I could just hang out at home for the summer. My friend, however, didn’t get that choice. Poor bastard…

June 21, 2005 fun

On the road to the PDC via Twin Peaks

June 20, 2005 spout

Theoretical Computer Science

accounting is to mathematics as engineering is to computer science.

I’m an accountant sitting in a meeting run by mathematicians. Unless I can use the math to do my double-entry book-keeping, I just don’t care. A mathematician cares only for the power of ideas and never needs to see the numbers.

As an accountant, I’ve read papers written by mathematicians and applied their ideas sparingly, but I’ve never seen a quorum of them discuss things before.

Fun. : )

June 20, 2005 spout

My Weekend

Dear Diary, this is how I spent my Father’s Day weekend:

  • Friday, 7:30am, dropped my family off at the airport so that they could visit relatives in MN
  • Saturday, 1am, sent around the check-in notice for my day job and went to bed
  • Saturday, 11am, woke up in book avoidance mode
  • Saturday, 3pm, started porting styles chapter to Avalon b1
  • Sunday, 4:30am, heard birds chirping, thought it would be a good idea to go to bed, still not done porting styles chapter and my butt hurts from sitting, plan to bring in a butt pillow tomorrow
  • Sunday, 4:31am, reflected on why I’m working so hard on a book when my readers feel the need to compare me unfavorably to certain rotund movie characters, resolve to stop writing books so I can have a life back that includes exercise (and doesn’t include reviewer feedback)
  • Sunday, 9:30am, woke up, called my Dad to wish him a happy father’s day, called my kids to hear them do the same for me
  • Sunday, 10:30am, back at it porting styles chapter (butt pillow in place)
  • Sunday, 1:30pm, finished porting styles chapter, started applying reviewer feedback
  • Sunday, 3:30pm, shipped out 2nd draft of styles chapter for 48-hour quick-turn review, started reading data binding chapter reviews
  • Sunday, 10:30pm, went to bed with data binding chapter only 1/3rd finalized
  • Monday, 5:30am, got up to make the trip to Redmond, didn’t finalize both chapters as per this weekend’s plan, but I’m so happy to not be applying reviewer feedback right now that I have a hard time caring
  • Monday, 1:33pm, composed this silly entry and working happily at my day job where reviewer feedback is not currently a part of my life
June 16, 2005 fun

The logicial conclusion of spam

The logicial conclusion of spam

This one made me laugh out loud:


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