George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words

DISCLAIMER: Obviously, this completely violates George Carlin’s copyright, but I purchased the $80 CD box set and it wasn’t on there, so I feel like I’m owed. Also, the audio is in RealMedia (.rm) audio format, whose player may have been the world’s most aggressive piece of mainstream software before spyware became a plague to rival locusts and frogs falling from the sky, but a quick batch processing pass with GoldWave on the one computer in my network with a RealMedia audio codec installed and I’ve got the MP3 version. Finally, this is completely work unsafe and you shouldn’t even think of looking at this web page at work, let alone listening to the file in question.

I can’t believe that after all these years, I still find George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words amusing. It makes Tom Green’s Pet Names for Genitalia seem like a poem you’d write on a mother’s day card. For your grandmother. On a dialysis machine.