Sells Brothers T-Shirts confer special powers

I got this email from Brian Jepson, one of my favorite DevCon speakers (he ran his PowerPoint slides by clicking on his cell phone!), and I just had to share it:

“My stepson got a 99 on his driving test today–I think the blue Sells Brothers t-shirt that he’s so fond of (the one I got at the XML SellsCon that he immediately swiped from me) gave him that extra boost of skillz and confidence…”

The conference t-shirt should also help him on his SATs and with his college entrance essay, but the downside is that it repels women. Sorry! : )