April 15, 2001 fun

College Fun

I spoke at a college last week for a friend of mine who’s an adjunct professor (Cal Caldwell). During the talk, one of the male attendees bolted <sigh>, but on his way out, trusted sources say that, when sighting a young coed whom our our bolter was clearly interested in engaging with in some way, he said, Hey! Do you know who’s in there? Chris Sells!” Clearly this young man was misguided in his attempt, but I’m glad to hear that someone thinks that using my name will help in attracting members of the opposite sex. It’s never worked for me… : )