It’s All Down Hill From Here : )Here.
“I mean, here was this guy who managed to make .NET Code Access Security look like fun. It’d be easier to pull a three-headed monkey in a tutu singing barbershop choir out of your ass, but he still accomplished it. Even my girlfriend who didn’t know diddly about coding walked away making thoughtful noises to herself. To this day, she sleeps in a blue oversized Chris Sells t-shirt. How many other coders out there have silk-screened images of themselves draped over the nubile naked bodies of women as hot as my little tart of a girlfriend? Not many, my friends. Not many at all.”
I’m met Rory’s “tart of a girlfriend” and there’s really nothing more I need to consider accomplishing. : )